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CRAZY THINGS PEOPLE SAY IN A BAR

Sandlin Gaither spent five years documenting the humorous banter overheard during his busy and often rambunctious bar shifts at a music club in Asheville, North Carolina, and the results are hilarious. Filled with over three-hundred quotes ranging from drunken observations (“It’s hard to get laid when I get this toasted”) and barroom debauchery (“Why are you peeing right there, dude?”) to alcoholic wisdom (“The older you get, the more wiser you is”), familial matters (”Grandma’s toenails just came off again”), and outright nonsense (“I woke up with cockroaches crawling all over me so I wrapped myself in Saran Wrap and went back to sleep”), Crazy Things People Say In a Bar will keep you entertained for hours. If you've ever spent any time working or drinking in a bar, this collection of amusing quotes is sure to make you feel right at home.

 
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CRAZY THINGS PEOPLE SAY IN A BAR VOLUME 2

This sequel to the underground Hit 'Crazy Things People Say In a Bar,’ VOLUME 2 picks up right where the first left off, containing over 300 hilarious quotes said by bar customers, musicians, and bar staff. Ranging from profound observations ( "I woulda gone to war in Iraq but I didn't know anybody over there so I didn't go") and pick up lines ("What's your birthstone, pretty lady?") to curious questions ("Why do I have to be naked?") and a chapter devoted exclusively to all-things Asheville, one of America's most unique cities, long renown for it's individualistic character ("Why does everyone in this town look like they're homeless?").  
If you've ever spent any time working or drinking in a bar, this second volume of amusing quotes is sure to make you feel right at home. Conveniently arranged into topical chapters for easy browsing, Crazy Things People Say In a Bar will bring a smile to any face and make you question things you may have said during your last trip to the bar!